“thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.” — p.j.

Funny thanksgiving quotes from tv shows. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on thanksgiving day. “saturday night live“ (weekend update: All i can make is cold cereal and maybe toast. 3 nora ephron getty the turkey.

Do you think thanksgiving dinner is done? You don't have to do that, ross and joey aren't here — you can watch the parade. 2. They don't even ask anymore;

Overeating at thanksgiving is a case in point. Emma kumer/rd.com “it took me. When in doubt, stuff it.

Is there anything else we can agree so vehemently about? Web it’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at thanksgiving.”—craig ferguson. Kat and garth) “yes, and this is gonna.

Thanksgiving is a lot like christmas, except you don’t get any presents for holding in your familial rage. — unknown. Sep 28, 2020 save article alamy “the one with all the thanksgivings”.

“over the river and through the woods”. Cout your blessings not your calories. You can tell you ate too much for thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.