The turkey is the star of thanksgiving and here are some funny turkey quotes and funny turkey sayings.

Funny thanksgiving lines. Web funny turkey quotes and sayings. Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude. “thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.” — p.j.

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These memes will have you feeling stuffed and. Thanksgiving is a lot like christmas, except you don’t get any presents for holding in your familial rage. — unknown. Oh wow, pumpkin sure smells good in here!

Web you're the belle of the (butter)ball. why did the chef refuse to crack an egg? This is not a coincidence. “it has been an unchallengeable american doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a.

Web “all about that baste.” my family told me to stop telling thanksgiving jokes. Thanksgiving isn't thanksgiving without the works: Seeing the turkey dressing always makes.

Even if it's just not being a turkey. Animal, food, rude, thanksgiving 68.14 % / 101 votes. Do you think thanksgiving dinner is done?