Have a great on the day.

Funny thanksgiving gym quotes. Thanksgiving dinner isnt the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt. When my body shouts STOP my mind screams NEVER. Sometimes Id literally show up at the gym having a panic attack and my trainer would be like All right lets just go get breakfast.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. If were going to charge 10 an hour we cant call it Jumping Up and Down - Rita Rudner I dont get why people pay to exercise in a GYM when its FREE to not exercise. Excuses dont kill the fat exercises do.

Wishing you the bright company of good friends the joy of a happy family and the loving wonder of the holiday season. If I were murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle. They are consumed in twelve minutes.

All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast Another humorous one for all the pie fans out there is. Ive got a little something for you to gobble on. I am so grateful for each and every one of you.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. Everybody at the supermarket just staring. They are consumed in twelve minutes.

You cant be sad when youre holding a dumbell. Funny Thanksgiving Quotes For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving please resist the urge to brag Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings one by one as each relative goes home May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey is plump May. To the honest sentiments.