When Im in my favorite place the gym training hard high on endorphins and chasing my goals with a heavy dumbbell in my hand.

Funny thanksgiving gym quotes. This is not coincidence Erma Bombeck An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day Irv Kupcinet Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day -Robert Caspar Lintner. Half-times take twelve minutes. That shotgun going Blam.

We come before a lavish meal one we quite enjoy- Julie Hebert A day for Thanksgiving was set aside as a holiday so that we as a nation could collectively give thanks to God for all of His blessings to express our gratitude for His love and protection and provision-. I cant give enough credit to him. Sometimes Id literally show up at the gym having a panic attack and my trainer would be like All right lets just go get breakfast.

If I were murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle. Wishing you the bright company of good friends the joy of a happy family and the loving wonder of the holiday season. They are consumed in twelve minutes.

I cant cook a Thanksgiving dinner. Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey.

Funny Quotes Thanksgiving Card Ideas. To the honest sentiments. Vegetables are a must on a diet.

Happy Thanksgiving Funny Quotes. May all my friends and family have a happy Thanksgiving holiday. Thanksgiving dinner isnt the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.