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Funny thanksgiving food quotes. Thanksgiving Day comes by statute once a year. Im Thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do. Lets all take the day off work Jim Jefferies Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas.

Hope my relatives are. The Thanksgiving tradition is we overeat. This is not coincidence.

Someone needs to tell the turkey man just be yourself. Funny Thanksgiving Quotes. Hey how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot But we do that every day Oh.

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