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Funny thanksgiving expressions. “thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.” — p.j. Thanksgiving isn't thanksgiving without the works: Thanksgiving is a lot like christmas, except you don’t get any presents for holding in your familial rage. — unknown.

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Family thanksgiving is totally my jam. Web thank you so much for choosing us time and time again. Web “i’m thankful for every moment.” — al green.

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That joke was cornier than cornbread! “thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. I’m from canada, so thanksgiving to me is just thursday with more food.