“thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.” — p.j.

Funny thanksgiving eve quotes. “thanksgiving is the time to get some ready advice from your parents.” George bernard shaw the hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings. Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter i hired to hold my place at the front of the thanksgiving food line. — john lyon 2.

Recite these quotes around your thanksgiving table to inspire the crowd, then throw in a few of our favorite thanksgiving jokes to earn some laughs. Is there anything else we can agree so vehemently about? It wouldn't be thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring. — friends 3.

“i am grateful for what i am and have. “thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. “for those of you who cannot be with family this thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.” — andy borowitz 3.

“i have never been a material girl. “thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day.”. I’m from canada, so thanksgiving to me is just thursday with more food.

Web “i come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” —erma bombeck. Web happy gobble gobble. This gang puts the fun in dysfunctional every thanksgiving.

May your stuffing be tasty may your turkey plump, may your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. Emma kumer/rd.com “it took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. You can tell you ate too much for thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.