If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough you start to get mad at turkeys.

Funny thanksgiving day sayings quotes. May your Thanksgiving Day be full of excitement except for a couple of hours in there when you want to take a nap. Turkey Day is the moist wonderful time of the year. Thanksgiving Day comes by statute once a year.

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating. We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink. Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for the Meal.

41 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Keep the Family Laughing I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it By Rebekah Lowin. To the honest sentiments. Hope your Thanksgiving Day is full of fun food family and most importantly football.

Give thanks with a grateful heart. Thanksgiving is Americas national chow-down feast the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. See more ideas about thanksgiving quotes thanksgiving quotes funny thanksgiving day.

Hope your relatives stay relatively sober and relatively non-political this Thanksgiving. And happy Thanksgiving and wishing you opportunities into blessings William Arthur Ward Funny Messages these Thanksgiving card have a happy to begin. See our funny Christmas quotes.

Thanksgiving Day is a jewel to set in the hearts of honest men. Someone needs to tell the turkey man just be yourself. Morning Star Headline Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.