Sometimes simply observing daily life provides enough funny quotes to make you laugh.
Funny sports quotes and sayings uk. I love me some me Terrell Owens. The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Sports is all about winning losing team spirit and having fun.
Here are our most favourite funniest football player quotes at FootieCentral. When youre so sarcastic people arent sure whether youre joking or. Funny Team Sports Quotes Sayings.
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. The two keys to success as a sportswriter are. Sometimes they are funny - see Gary Lineker.
The famous words of Roy Hodgson in his final press conference as England manager. Left hand right hand it doesnt matter. Funny Sports Sayings and Quotes.
Sometimes they are just bonkers - see Ron Atkinson. Age is no barrier. You call them swear words.
Somebody asked me if I knew you. Bill Hicks Funny Observations. He can actually breathe underwater too.