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Funny smart kid quotes. My friend thinks he s smart. Below weve rounded up a selection of kids funny one-liners and heartwarming observations from the past few months. Visit the LittleHoots website for more funny kid quotes as well as information about the new Hoot from Home promotion.

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The tricky question though is if a kid answers to a problem on a test in an incorrect but smart manner should they be credited or penalized for it. 2 Dear Mcdonalds Thank you for not selling. 4 A Harvard Medical School.

I dont mind and you dont matter 1. If you dont like me remember its mind over matter. I can please only one person per day.

Sep 22 2018 - Explore Lisa Cypherss board Smartass Quotes on Pinterest. Someday well look back on all this and plow into a parked car. Well not for cute kids per se but for capturing and posting their funny quotes about love life and the universe.

The Sour Patch Kid throws eggs at me at my front door and then comes over and gives me a hug at the end. Best quotes about funny and Sayings Your secrets are safe with me I wasnt even listening. Just another year closer to.