Thats why dreamers are lonely Erma Bombeck Every habit makes our hand more witty and outwit more handy.

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Thank God for every second that he allows me to spend. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others its better to know what you think you know then not to know nothing at all A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

My life has the tendency to fall apart when Im awake you know. Its harder if youre stupid. - Walter Kerr.

Love is a lot like a backache it doesnt show up on X-rays but you know its there. -Ernest Hemingway Be excellent and party on dudes. 75 funny quotes and sayings - short quotes that are funny words funny quotes funny sayings funny quotes and sayings 2.

-Jack Handey Life is hard. Funny Sayings about Life. A list of 195 clever sayings and quotes about life and love to get you thinking.

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. Happy quotes about having fun and enjoying life. Funny Quotes About Life Love and Self Life throws a lot of hurdles at you.