‘cause it’s pumping inside you and i’m not.

Funny responses to dms. This is similar to i dm'ed 1. I’m jealous of your heart. You’ve caused me to slip and slide into your dms!

If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday. “sorry, i’m late.” “sorry to interrupt.” “sorry i stepped on your cat…” if you’re bored with “it’s. I remember there was one time a friend that i haven't talked to for a while randomly slid into my dms and said, 'save me, i've been feeling so alone.' i was worried and felt guilty.

I was going to give you a nasty look, but i see you already have one. Asking for a friend. i just want to say that i think you're great! i love all the songs you've been posting in your. If i had a tail, i’d wag it.

Nice and dandy, like cotton candy. Following is our collection of funny dms jokes. Could you please say that.

Humorous and flirty replies to compliments shucks—my hair! Funny responses to ”have a good day” yep! I'm sorry, i couldn't quite hear you.

Being funny can give you an edge because women are genetically programmed to find a sense of humor irresistible in a man. Do you think asking someone out in the dms is cool or not? I used to send her dms when something big happened in her life to congratulate her or if something big happened in my life.