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Funny quotes for a woman turning 40. Strive to be a 40 year old that makes people go I wanna be like that when I turn forty Happy birthday. Turning 40 is a truly great reason to celebrate. They dont make me scream.

We dont understand life any better at forty than at twenty but we know it and admit it. Discover and share Women Turning 40 Funny Quotes. When youre in prison a friend will certainly be trying to bail you out.

- Melanie White When youre 40 you have so much to look forward to like a little peace and quiet when all the kids move out. May all the dreams youve ever had in the last 39 years start to be fulfilled on your 40th birthday. Victor hugo drinking beer eating cold spaghetti and wasting time on my computer because the 40 s are the new 20 s.

From 40th Birthday Quotes Packed With Humor and Wit Birthday. On your 40th birthday its time to throw out the wrinkle cream. The I just woke up face of your 30s is the all day long face of your 40s.

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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty. Women are most fascinating between the ages of 35 and 40 after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. - James Thurber.