You know youre 40 when your back is hairier than your head.

Funny quotes being 40 years old. When youre 40 you have so much to look forward to like a little peace and quiet when all the kids move out. You know youre 40 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctors office. You know youre 40 when your back goes out more often than you do.

And at forty the judgment. The key to being a young 40 is having friends much older than you are. Discover and share 40 Year Old Funny Quotes.

The first 40 years of being a kid are the hardest. Forty isn t old if you re a tree. Guys are idiots till theyre what 40 years old-Wes Borland Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons-Eli Cass At 40 every time you suck in your gut your ankles swell-Unknown At 20 years of age the will reigns.

The best part about turning forty is that you can blame everything on midlife crisis. Benjamin Franklin At twenty years of age the will reigns. At 40 the judgement-Benjamin Franklin.

The next thirty supply the commentary. 40 year olds celebrate any time they have more money than bills. Jokes About Turning 40.

If life really begins on your 40th birthday its because thats when women finally get it the guts to take back their lives. Funny 40th birthday quotes this collection is about funny 40th birthday quotes wishes messages and sayings etc. Being 40 doesnt bother me nearly as much as being the parent of.