There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life.

Funny quotes about lazy cats. A lie is like a cat. They have not forgotten this-Terry Pratchett The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer-Paula Poundstone. See more ideas about garfield quotes garfield and odie garfield cartoon.

I think that cats are spirits incarnated on Earth. It is good to have a lot of cats around. If you feel bad you look at the cats and you feel better because they know that things are as they are.

Dogs have owners cats have staff. They sleep in the silliest places climb to the craziest heights and hide in the narrowest spots. Im a smitten kitten.

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Most cats are too posh for you to catch them doing anything silly but you will find that these funny cat quotes will give you a good laugh. Shes never asked for anything else but strawberry before. If you cant get enough of cats check out these ugly cats that are actually super cute.

If animals could speak the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow. A cat comes in buys a chocolate ice cream and leaves. 30 A cat has beauty without vanity strength without insolence courage without ferocity all the virtues of man without his vices.