- Pamela Druckerman If youre 40 and slowing down isnt an option you might want to think twice about making U-turns.

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Many of these jokes are short enough for a card message or to include in a 40th birthday speech. On your 40th birthday its time to throw out the wrinkle cream. Funny 40th Birthday Quotes Group 5.

Fun and joy begins at forty so enjoy and celebrate the wonderful person that you are. Ad Posters Wall Art in a Range of Size Styles. We all like vintage whine.

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When I passed forty I dropped pretense cause men like women who got some sense. 19 best cakes for woman s birthday ideas of 2020. If life really begins on your 40th birthday its because thats when women finally get it the guts to take back their lives.

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