Some women look like forty even at thirty.

Funny quotes 40th birthday woman. Scroll down the page to read all our funny 40th birthday jokes or click on these links to see a particular subset. We dont understand life any better at forty than at twenty but we know it and admit it. When I passed forty I dropped pretense cause men like women who got some sense.

Funny 40Th Birthday Quotes 40th Birthday Quotes For Women. Your laugh lines are gorgeous. It will help turn this milestone into a smilestone.

Funny 40th Birthday Quotes Holy Shit youre old now. Celebrate and have fun you deserve it. If we survive long enough we are revered rather like an old building.

I hope that you have lived all your dreams and enjoyed your life to the fullest. Earlier i wished that your entire wish comes true this year. - Pamela Druckerman If youre 40 and slowing down isnt an option you might want to think twice about making U-turns.

A woman that has got it together is one that not only knows what you want for her birthday but she already knows what she is going to exchange it for tomorrow. Funny quotes 40th birthday woman. They dont make me scream.

Happy 40th Birthday. Frame Your Masterpiece For All to See. - Melanie White By your 40s you dont want to be with the cool people.