Tip foreskin vs tip gratuity.

Funny nicknames for uncircumcised. Football Round shaped fat guy. I will not allow somebody with half the determination and twice the genetics be better than me. A regular table would be just a bit too tall.

If our friends can hold our deepest secrets and pick us up when were down they should at least have a notable nickname. One is Japanese one is Chinese and one is Jewish. Giggles Goofball Goofy Fatty Fish Face Funny man Fuzzy Wuzzy Hater Haterade Hefty Wefty Jabba Jazzy Joker Jokes Jokester Kooky.

As long as he is comfortable with his height and willing to joke about it you can use one of the nicknames for short guys on this list. Be carefulhe might not like this name. Cuddles For a girl or boy who loves to cuddle.

The Emperor of Japan advertises for a new bodyguard. Sugar Kane Kowalczyk Some Like It Hot 161. Source Uncircumcised men can also develop a condition called phimosis in which the foreskin envelops the penis too tightly which can lead to urine getting trapped in the foreskin and turning the entire shlong into a swollen pee balloon.

Apple cheeks A fat guy with heavy red cheeks. Hot Lips OHoulihan MASH 160. Breathless Mahoney Dick Tracy 157.

The Chinese swordsman sweeps down his blade and chops the fly in two. Book Zombie A funny name for a person who reads a number of books in a week. 800 must post in same thread comment.