My son referred to a Cabbage Patch Kid as a Watermelon Patch Kid which is probably what kids called the knock-off my aunt made me in 85.

Funny nicknames for a kid. Here we present you some of the cute and beautiful pet names for your chunky babies. So without further ado here are funny dirty names that will have you giggling like a child. Goose Bird Birdie Jay Chicken Rooster Kitty Bunny Bear Monkey Bug Lovebug Honey Bear Bumblebee Ladybug Pup.

Funny Nicknames For Baby Boys. Here are the pet names our readers give their kids. If youre into fun and games for adults why not check out our package on all things dirty like dirty truth or dare dirty knock-knock jokes dirty riddles and dirty pick-up lines among others.

75 Funny Nicknames For Boys That Will Make You Smile Amateur A-hole Banana Beefy Bing Bong Buffoon Bumblebee Burrito Butterfingers Cheeks Cheesy Cheeseball Chewbacca Chipmunk Chipmunk Cheeks. Beau Beau-BeauStinky Butt Snootie Nose and Stinky Boy. By the way hes going to the groomer today.

Bab Babushka Baby face Babykins Bitsy Bitsy-Boo Boop Bubba-diddle Bubby-doo Bud as in Baby Undetermined Bug Bump Chickie China Doll Cowboy Cubster Cupie-doll Cutiekins Cutie-patootie Cutie-pie Dearie Diddle-doo Diddles Doodlekins Doodles Doozer Dot Dynamo Giggles Half-pint. Whether youve birthed a wild animal a cocky crowing kid or a snuggly sweetheart an animal nickname is a great way to factor in your childs personality when youre giving them a nickname. My 5yo calls hand sanitizer hanitizer and all Im saying is that we should give kids everywhere a.

Here we present you some funny nicknames for girls. Funny Nicknames for a Girl. Funny Baby Nicknames.

Either Gender Jay Bird Sandy Shaw Rusty Nails Robin Plunder Terri Bull Shandy Lear Chris Cross Jo King NoSmo King Lorry Truck or Lori Truck. Find a funny nickname for your little guy based on his looks personality or actions. For Chunky babies there are lots of names that parents find funny and adorable for their kids and show their love by these names.