My new years resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum vodka or whiskey.

Funny new year's resolutions for seniors. WD Curry 111 from Space Coast on December 31 2011. Unless I am trying to annoy my husband of course. Over on Twitter people made jokes about their New Years Resolutions ranging from humorous takes on real resolutions to straight up silliness.

Eat snacks rich with nutrients- Instead of grabbing a bag of chips. My resolution for 2019 is to eat less spiders in my sleep. I raised my left leg before the ball dropped so I could start the New Year off on the right foot.

Its the first week of 2016 and I am sure most of you guys are working on your new years resolutions. To kick start my New Year. Its New Year once more the day that we all make a host of bad conscience inducing promises also known as common New Year resolutions like I will not eat 6 donuts a day I will do exercise once or twice next year I will spend at least 4 hours a day away from my TV.

I know I have. Nagi01 on December 31 2011. My new years resolution is not to have any new years resolutions.

Find new ways to relax and recharge. I vow to squeeze the tube of toothpaste from the end and not the middle. These resolutions promise to keep you connected in touch and in tune with each other the entire year long.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 15 Funny New Years Resolutions. Mary Wickison from Brazil on December 31 2011.