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Funny new years jokes. My new years resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum vodka or whiskey. Theres a lot of new years humor out in the world what with it being the most celebrated holiday ever and it was tough to put together a list of the funniest new years jokes but believe it or not here it is. New Year jokes and funny quotes - drop the ball and raise a toast.

We have collected the best funny puns along with jokes all type of jokes. Ring in the new year with these jokes that will crack your kids up. Become a victorias secret model marry george clooney win the nobel peace prize and do a sex tape with adam levine.

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Funny New Year Quotes Group 1. I could only say Dude that is the last thing Ill need. These hilarious New Years jokes will put a smile on your face before you start counting down to midnight.

That dont have a reset button. If you have planned to spend time with your family and friends then entertain with some awesome and funny New Year jokes. Get high on jokes and you wont get a hangover.

If you have earned the title of being the funny one these jokes are a must to remember to keep your reputation. My new years resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum vodka or whiskey. One liners 2 lines adult jokes puns for teenagers and much more.