The enemy is storming the front en masse.

Funny military one liners. This officer can be likened. One shot is what it’s all about. Two most important rules in the army.

My military friend, before hitting the dance floor, always retorts, hey, cover me when i move from here. The trusty indian scout lies down and puts his ear to the ground. Those who beat their swords.

Funny military quotes from movies you have to think about one shot. “the only thing that will. One day, at an event honoring veterans, a young man asked.

A military private saying “i learned this in boot camp…” a military sergeant lieutenant saying “based on my experience…” a military captain saying “i was just thinking…” a military. How many army cadets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Rank it your way 1 1,613 816 what do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas & pepper spray?

In case your commanding officer is wrong, remember rule number one. I would not breed from this officer. When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings, you know she’s a keeper.

Happy veterans day.” “veterans are the real heroes who often miss the spotlight. Your commanding officer is always right. I’ll see you on the beach.