In case you cant join Thanksgiving with them send them funny Thanksgiving text messages to let them know how much they matter to you.

Funny messages for thanksgiving. Check out our Thanksgiving jokes and memes. Thanksgiving Day comes by statute once a year. One of the forbidden laws is that you should never start your diet on the Thanksgiving.

_Thanksgiving is one of my favorite days of the year because it reminds us to give thanks and to count our blessings. Heres hoping you have a better day than the turkey. That shotgun going Blam.

I wish I could be with you this Thanksgiving. If you have any solution then let me know and extend your helping hand to save a turkey. Youll end up having more.

They are consumed in twelve minutes. Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. Thanksgiving is regularly celebrated once a year on the fourth Thursday of November.

Sometimes the perfect Thanksgiving message includes a little humor in it. Have the best holiday dear sister. Half-times take twelve minutes.

You can even get different quotes that could be. Im thankful for not having to sit at the kid table at Thanksgiving this year. Gobble gobble till you wobble.