27 No man goes before his timeunless the boss leaves early.

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28 Funny Quotes For Leaving Work. If your dreams dont scare you they are too small -Richard Branson businessman. If I advance any higher this would be my career.

When you get a job there will be thousands of people doing what you want to do for a living. I can sit and look at it for hours. Believe you can and youre halfway there.

If something is difficult it means there is no love. And if this were my career Id have to throw myself in front of a train-Jim Halpert The Office. Delegate your work.

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