I love me some me Terrell Owens.

Funny inspirational sports quotes and sayings. Its just a job. He invented the sport of basketball in 1891. Jul 8 2015 - Check out these funnyinspiration kayak sports quotes and photos.

Dont measure yourself by what you have accomplished but by what you should have accomplished with your ability John Wooden. Enjoy and remember always to keep it short and sweet. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.

Zazzle The Official Site. Sports is the only endeavor in the world that teaches all the necessary qualities required to live a happy life. I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

Cricket is baseball on valium. The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Its called just go get the damn ball.

Zazzle The Official Site. I beat people up Muhammad Ali. Cricket - a game which the English not being a spiritual people have invented in order to give themselves some conception of.

The puck the goal the players. Grass grows birds fly waves pound the sand. These quotes bring out the hidden fun in sports that we often miss.