I am thankful for good friends like you this thanksgiving.

Funny happy thanksgiving quotes. “thanksgiving is the time to get some ready advice from your parents.” Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude. Is there anything else we can agree so vehemently about?

“it’s thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together!”—rachel green, friends. But it can also be a little bit stressful. Thanksgiving — when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook. — melanie white.

Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside. Web in this post, we’ve rounded up 71 hilarious thanksgiving wishes and quotes that are guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone’s face faster than you can say, “pass the mashed potatoes, please!” we’ve sifted through more corny jokes than you can shake a wishbone at, to bring you the cream of the crop. “this thanksgiving, may your heart be as full as your belly.”.

I am so full of thanks. That’s ’cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.” —andre kelley What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Web here are some of our favorite quotes for thanksgiving. Scatter them around your thanksgiving table to bring laughs all throughout dinner. These funny thanksgiving quotes are perfect for a smile!

“may your thanksgiving day be full of excitement… except for a couple of hours in there when you want to take a nap.”. Though i am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn't changed who i am. I'm just wearing better shoes.