I will never send you one of those greeting cards making fun of your age.

Funny happy birthday wishes about getting old. We will all get to that age. You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. The first is your memory goes and I cant remember the other two.

Tell us how awesome 50 is. The amount of candles on your cake is contributing to global warming. 28 Best friends never lie to each other and I must be honest with you.

Say goodbye to SpongeBob. Happy Birthday old lady. Of their own and I have learned so much.

27 I wish I could make fun of you on your birthday about your age. Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar Yung No Mo-Unknown Birthday cake calories dont count-Unknown You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake-Bob Hope Youve heard of the three ages of man youth age and you are looking wonderful-Francis Cardinal Spellman. When I was younger I could remember anything whether it happened or not.

Youre getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it Felix Severn Wisdom doesnt necessarily come with age. But you can always be. Its a pleasure to wish you a happy birthday And spend each moment of it with you You might be getting older today But youre also getting to be brand new Friends are there to share moments with As age overcomes us all Thanks for always being there for me Through each new rise and fall.

Its time to start watching elderly movies. Funny Birthday Quotes On Age Getting Old Quotes. I know how sensitive old folks are about that sort of thing.