Do not dance all night otherwise you could feel pain in your body.

Funny happy birthday messages for your dad. I have decided to donate that money to the asylum where you will be admitted soon haha. Short Simple happy birthday wishes to father. Congratulations dad for completing half century of life.

Sure you may be a little bit older but thats no reason you cant act like a kid. I have a guardian angel in heaven I call him Dad. Happy birthday to a father who grows more awesome with each passing year.

I always look forward to your birthday celebration. Enjoy your special day. Funny Birthday Wishes for Dad Give your father a good laugh on his birthday with a funny happy birthday card message.

4 In every way year after year moment after moment I am so lucky to be your daughter. These wishes poke fun at the father-child relationship and celebrate the joys and trials of raising children. May our friends and family in heaven hold you closely and sing you a song.

I thought about buying you a great gift yesterday at a store but Ive done better. Dear friend Happy Birthday funny. Happy birthday to the worlds greatest dad.

When I stressed your guardian angels yesterday no one knew it was so they could oversleep so I could be the first to send you a birthday message today. Many happy returns of the day. Im so glad to have a dad like you.