I know dad you have many grey hairs on your head.

Funny happy birthday messages for him. But the best thing a man can hope for is a funny birthday wish from his girlfriend. You may have a young face and age gracefully but to me you are the gentleman I need. I didnt choose you because you are always there for me nor because you are funny and cute but because you are the man that makes me happy.

I promise when you get old and forgetful I wont let you forget to wash your hands after you pee or feed the cat food to your cat and not yourself. I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Just kidding of course.

Ill always think of you as someone older than me. I waited for this day so long thinking when will I get a chance to post your funniest picture on social media Look at this the one I clicked when you were hungry. Happy birthday I hope you have an excellent time.

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I believe you forgot my birthday present last year so now Im returning the favor. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. These are not only the symbol of older age but your grey hair is also telling that you are getting wiser day by day.

Then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth. I hope you have an excellent time in the company of yours. Happy birthday my best friend.