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Do not think about the worst. I tell them a paternity suit. You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake-Bob Hope Youve heard of the three ages of man youth age and you are looking wonderful-Francis Cardinal Spellman Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece-Bobby Kelton Birthdays are like taxes.

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Do not be so pessimistic today. Have a lot of fun on your birthday lets remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but dont forget to enjoy that you were never so old. 40 Quotes About Old Age Every man desires to live long but no man desires to be old - Jonathan Swift paraphrased Old age is always fifteen years older than I am - Oliver Wendell Holmes Men do not quit playing because they grow oldthey grow old because they quit playing - Oliver Wendell Holmes Old age is like everything else.