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Funny education quotes for teachers. We all can remember those teachers whose kindness touched our hearts. Youre the ultimate middle man and the drop-off point for all-things-no-one-knows-what-to-do-with. The job of an educator is to teach students to see the vitality in themselves.

Funny Quotes For Teachers. One child one teacher one pen. Bill Watterson 2 As long as teachers give tests there will always be prayer in schools.

1 I cannot teach anybody anything. If all else fails pray for a fire drill Unknown Time is a great teacher but unfortunately it kills all its pupils Louis-Hector Berlioz A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student Henry Youngman. Making movies was a real weird kind of adult experience.

Funny quotes for teachers. If you teach a man to fish he will feed himself for a lifetime. You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forthKAHLIL GIBRAN.

For your convenience my list of funny teacher quotes is in alphabetical order. Below you will find ten funny quotes on education. As the old saying goes.

Unknown 1 A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car. Enjoy these inspiring teaching quotes and the messages they carry for youthe teachers of the worldalong with them. Funny teacher quotes and saying page 8.