This coffee tastes like mud exclaims a customer in a coffee shop.

Funny coffee sayings. Coffee is a language itself Jackie Chan 2. 50 Funny Coffee Quotes That Keep the Laughs Brewing 1. And I love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it All I need is strong coffee and a short Friday.

Coffee unless it is very good and made by somebody else is pretty intolerable at any timeIris Murdoch. How do I take my coffee. I make serious coffee so strong it wakes up the neighbors.

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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake Lewis Black 3. Make sure to read them while having a warm glass of coffee and cookies so that it aint too much. Coffee breaks never come quickly enough- or last long enough for that matter.

Coffee has two virtues. They will give you good laugh and an extra kick with that espresso. Dark bitter and too hot for you.