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He believes in santa claus; “i once bought my kids a set of batteries for christmas with a note on it saying, 'toys not included.'” — bernard manning. “there are three stages of man:

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Dear santa, it’s a loooooooong story! You do all the work, and the fat guy wearing the suit gets all the credit. 57.) a cat on the beach at christmas time is called sandy claws.