110 funny christmas quotes to get you through the holidays.

Funny christmas quotes for dad. Laugh, drink and be merry with these funny christmas quotes!. Web “santa claus has it easy. Web if you do, things won’t be so bad!

He removed the mariah carey christmas cd and now it’s fine. Christmas is all about spending time with great people. And, my dear, we're still.

I just bought my wife a. Web “santa claus has the right idea: Nothing like some funny christmas quotes to remind you what christmas is really all about.

Dear mom, you make every christmas special for you with your wonderful presents, this year as well i am expecting the best one from you…. Or you could just bring me money so i can buy them myself. Web you know, the birth of santa.” —bart simpson.

Web — steven wright. So make sure that you spend the whole day with me tomorrow. I took my old car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise.

Web where the treetops glisten and children listen to hear sleigh bells in the snow. —white christmas. That’s the true spirit of christmas — people being helped by people other than me.” — jerry. Everyone says it’s the season to be jolly.