In answer to your question [what are some funny and interesting answers to standard questions like, “how are you?”, “what do you do?”, “where are you from?” ?] here is a list i thought up,.

Funny answer to how are you. Nice and dandy, like cotton candy. “i’m great, how are you doing?”. You can simply say “fine” when people ask you how you are.

Well, seeing as you care, how long do you have? I’m as old as my tongue, but definitely older than my teeth. 17 continue this thread level 2 · 4 yr.

Funny responses to “how are you?” photo courtesy of canva. Flirty responses to how was your day not bad, but it looks like it’s just about to get a lot better. Just some random one's that came on the top of the thought [disclaimer :

Here are some of the most humorous replies to how are you? table of contents: To answer those who know you and the situation you’re going through, use these replies. If i had a tail, i’d wag it.

Are you ready to get to know me? Funny answers to how are you doing? Somewhere between zero and 100.

Use at your own risk ;)] * grown up, when are you gonna ? Better than you by the looks of things. I've tried, but no one listens hopefully.