Now, when someone asks “how are you?” (or “how’s it going?” or “wassup?”), the classic response is “i’m fine, thanks.” that was, like, our first ever english lesson, right?

Funny answer to how are you. “i’m great, how are you doing?”. I'm better on the inside than i look on the outside can't complain. What kind of a day are you having? oh, mother, said the woman on the phone, breaking into bitter tears, i've had such a bad day.

How are you, darling? she said. Use at your own risk ;)] * grown up, when are you gonna ? * tired, tired of answering that question all.

Funny answers to how are you doing? Here are some of the most humorous replies to how are you? table of contents: Funny responses to how are you? to know me is to love me.

Just some random one's that came on the top of the thought [disclaimer : I've tried, but no one listens hopefully. You can simply say “fine” when people ask you how you are.

What's a fun answer to the question, “what classes are you taking?” of course it depends who's doing the asking, but go. I’m younger than 100, but older. Funny responses to ”how are you?” a little bit worse now that you’ve asked.

Well, seeing as you care, how long do you have? Somewhere between zero and 100. I’m as old as my tongue, but definitely older than my teeth.