Birthdays are like cheese.

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You probably guessed Happy Birthday to your big day the other 177 million people. If you have person who celebrate the birthday of course you should give proper wishes. Ad Posters Wall Art in a Range of Size Styles.

They stink more the older they get. Birthdays are natures way of telling you to eat more cake-Jo Brand There is still no cure for the common birthday-John Glenn Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar Yung No Mo-Unknown Birthday cake calories dont count-Unknown You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake-Bob Hope. Your Birthday wish doesnt have to be boring and conventional all the time.

Theres really only one true birthday. I came to yours. Birthdays are like vacations.

Mines right here so have a cry Although I cant imagine why. 5 Funny Birthday Quotes for Her 6 Witty Birthday Wishes for Awesome Friends Damn youre so old your first pet must have been a dinosaur. I have decided to donate that money to the asylum where you will be admitted soon haha.

Not only will they make your loved ones laugh but also make them see the funny side of you. You can add some extra flavor of witty humor and mindless fun with your birthday wishes. I thought about buying you a great gift yesterday at a store but Ive done better.