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A pessimist is a person who has. Wise man talk because they have something to say fools talk because they have to say something. Funny Short Clever Quotes.

If you were my wife Id drink it. The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese. Going to church doesnt make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Im sick of following my dreams man. Funny inspirational quotes for work and life 1. Give a man a match and hell be warm for a minute but set him on fire and hell be warm for the rest of his life.