Many of the accident blonde car accident puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive.

Funny accident excuses. They are real, true (you can't make up this kind of stuff). I simply cannot go into. I lost the money order.

“i knew the dog was possessive about the car but i would not have asked her to drive it if i had thought there was. Choose your game, says death, win and you will get a second chance at life, lose and you will die. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and then vanished. the other car collided with mine without giving.

I just put a casserole in the oven. 19. Whether it’s the little things that go wrong the second you step out of bed or. I put my uniform in the.

4 i'm not a bad driver, it was a tarantula attack. I hate school! give me two reasons why you don't want to go. one: No one is immune to experiencing misfortune.

Working as an apartment manager, i’ve heard every excuse for why the rent is late: Amongst the many funny excuses, this can also be mentioned as the funniest one. The pure audacity, weirdness (and creativity) of some of these will almost make you want to let them off.

These tales are then reproduced at family gatherings. Top 10 car accident excuses. The man is greeted by death.