Wishing you not only a deliriously happy 40th birthday but also a lifetime of immense joy inner peace and true success.

Funny 40th quotes. Turning forty isnt a bad thing. A Few More Funny Quotations Forty is the old age of youth. Youre not 40 youre eighteen with 22 years experience.

At least youre not still climbing it. When youre 40 dont worry about being over the hill. Its what your whole life has led up to.

Fifty is the youth of old age. The first forty years of life give us the text. The next thirty supply the commentary.

Your 40th birthday calls for a major party. At 40 I realize that I was built for comfort not speed. We dont understand life any better at forty than at twenty but we know it and admit it.

Funny 40th Birthday Quotes and short jokes. Make the most of it. You know youre 40 when policemen start looking like teenagers Unknown40th birthday quotes.

The only filters in my house are for the coffee. The I just woke up face of your 30s is the all day long face of your 40s. Being 40 doesnt bother me nearly as.