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Funny 40th quotes. Being 40 doesnt bother me nearly as. Turning forty isnt a bad thing. Sending birthday introductions has actually ended up being a required tradition.

When I passed forty I dropped pretense cause men like women who got some sense. I hope your 40th birthday is as wonderful as you. Many famous quotes express the various sentiments about turning 40 both the philosophical and the funny aspects of meeting this milestone.

At least youre not still climbing it. 40th Birthday Quotes For Friends QuotesGram. Night sweats and hot flashes are natures way of lowering your heating bill so you can save more money for your retirement.

Happy 40th Birthday to the oldest I mean wisest person that I know. The I just woke up face of your 30s is the all day long face of your 40s. If life really begins on your 40th birthday its because thats when women finally get it the guts to take back their lives.

The first forty years of life give us the text. You know youre 40 when policemen start looking like teenagers Unknown40th birthday quotes. My 40th Trip Around the Sun Thoughts on the First 39.

The funny thing about age is that the more you think about it the older you feel. When youre 40 dont worry about being over the hill. Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends Funny 40th Birthday Quotes For Women 40th Birthday Quotes For Men Quotes Turning 40 Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F.