32 Funny And Happy 40th Birthday.

Funny 40th birthday quotes female. Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches rheumatism faulty eyesight and the tendency to tell a story to the same person three or four times. Funny Birthday Wishes for 40 year old Woman. If life really begins on your 40th birthday its because thats when women finally get it the guts to take back their lives.

My mind always goes a blank when im presented with a birthday card and by the time they reach 40 theyre still telling the same lie. Youre sharper than 30 happy 40th birthday. 40th Birthday Quotes For Friends QuotesGram.

Being exactly 40 years old is the right time to celebrate life to the fullest. Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty-James Thurber Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle-Bob Hope At 40 you sing along with the elevator music-Unknown This. Here are some funny 40th birthday wishes many of them poking fun at the persons age.

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Until 40 most of us are busy committing mistakes and after 40 most of us are busy regretting them. Wine gets better with age but ultimately it starts tasting sour. Discover and share Funny 40th Birthday Quotes For Women.

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