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First yo mama'' joke translation. Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the super bowl. Til the oldest recorded your mom joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old babylonian tablet in 1976. Some examples of yo mama jokes are:

We warn you, this next fact which we are about to tell you might come as quite a shock. In 1954 john stapp broke a huge record. This joke may contain profanity.

Yo mama so fat when she tried to weight herself and the scales said “one at a time please.”. Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama’s teeth so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade.

When thieves broke into her house and stole the tv, she chased. The damaged tablet was discovered in 1976 by archaeologist j. Yo mama so old, not even the time stone could make her young.

When she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Without going into its origins, the way this arose. The best jokes also teach you something.

When i told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it. Archaeologists have discovered a tablet inscribed with letters referring to somebody’s. The first two words of some of.