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First day of work funny. Buck Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it Katharine Whitehorn Starting a new job is always scary or at least for me its always scary. Life as a nurse is not as funny or glamorous as it is on grey s anatomy or scrubs. It was as he landed that the seam of his pants blew out.

Youre unclear about expectations big and small havent yet figured out the office. I asked him if he wouldnt mind changing it and of course he didnt. From selling a bra to the mom of a sixteen-year-old girl on his first day at work who was cringing the entire time to selling a.

He recently uploaded a very detailed and hilarious story about his first week working at Target and the journal entries are pure gold. He hopped up on a desk switched the bulb then promptly jumped down. Prepare and ask questions.

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To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth Pearl S. You have taken advantage of your brilliance and skill to make sure you get the best from life. I congratulate you on your resumption today.

Mark Strong a life career and executive coach based in New York says although you should spend much of your first day listening you can and should ask questions when necessary. You have gotten a very good job because you dared to be different. These office jokes are so funny theyll make your day better or at least theyll take you away from what youre working on for a few minutes.