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Cutting hair jokes. Haircut from his wife. She offered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. Psychological exam if I walk into your salon and demand you cut my bangs because clearly I was in no mental state to be cutting my bangs and now look at my bangs 20.

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See TOP 20 Haircut from collection of 179 jokes and puns rated by visitors. Hair And Bald Joke 67 A woman was cutting her husbands thinning hair when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. This joke may contain profanity.

She offered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. Hair and bald JOKES. Hair-dresser No problem just put your headphones on the counter and Ill get started Gal OH NO I cannot take them off or Ill die Hair-dresser Ok but I cant get all of your hair cut Little while later hair-dresser sees her customer has apparently fallen asleep so she removes the headphones and continues to cut the gals hair.

Short haircut jokes bowl cut jokes make up the quintessential hair jokes. A woman was cutting her husbands thinning hair when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. Blondie insists she cant remove them and the lady will have to do the best job she can.