Best National Lampoons Christmas Vacation quotes from cousin Eddie.

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Every time I belch the plate shifts and my legs give out. View Quote They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. View Quote My gardens spittin out 50-lb.

You dont gotta put on your coat to go to the bathroom and your house is always parked in the same place Ruby Sue Whoa geez. Thanks for the pick me up Eddie. Theyre giving away free hot sandwiches at the blood bank.

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View Quote If that cat had nine lives she just spent em all. Cousin Eddie with Clark Griswold at the Grocery Store from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Id die for you.