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Oh hes just yakkin on a bone Cousin Eddie I love it here. I havent seen a beatin like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.

Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave Id piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour. Cousin Eddie with Clark Griswold at the Grocery Store from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. You dont gotta put on your coat to go to the bathroom and your house is always parked in the same place Ruby Sue Whoa geez.

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But man what a view. Better take a rain check on that Art- Hes got a lip fungus they aint identified yet Cousin Eddie. It is a blazer out there.