How else will they learn.

Can i punch my girlfriend in the face. Swear like the shadow thats by your side. I think its quite funny how puzzled people become when I tell them I dont want to live with my girlfriend. After she does this she feels that she has to hide for.

But I can give one too. This only happened to me once. A few of my girlfriends and I have developed a sacred vow with regards to our future mother-in-law status that goes like this.

That feeling is usually accompanied by laughter and maybe even a punch on the arm for you if youre lucky. However it was not as pleasant as this sounds because she was hitting me in the face and on the top of the head the whole time. Wouldnt think twice about using a knife.

One look at your face sets my world straight 18. They are not your real friend. It is time to put them in the fake friend zone.

Ive been with Girl Ninja for three and a half years now and apparently I didnt get the memo that I was required to move in with her after the first year. Face-punching in movies and TV shows is as clichéd as the angry police chief and the one-handed cliff grab. You keep your chin down you keep moving and you never stop swinging.

It can be contrived violence such as from movies or video games. But in real life hauling off and clocking someone is not only a great way to break your hand but in the majority of cases illegal. Were all going to get hit sooner or later.