50th Birthday Quotes Funny 50th birthday quotes and jokes The gray hair and onset of wrinkles that accompany a 50th birthday represent the final confirmation that youth is long gone.

Birthday quotes for son turning 50. Happy Bday to someone who is more fabulous at 50 than ever. Happy Birthday my darling boy. Wishing you all the best on your 50th birthday and in all the years to come.

Happy Birthday to a true child of the 80s. You are always being asked to do things and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. Happy Birthday to my son who is growing up waaaaay too fast.

I have such sweet memories of you as a child but I have faith that your future will hold even sweeter ones. Bravo on turning 50. Happy birthday to the coolest and youngest at heart 50 year old I know.

At 50 everyone has the face he deserves-George Orwell The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. 50th birthday quotes about middle age Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Toast to your two.

Men who reach the half-century mark may find themselves envious of their back because it goes out more than they do. Congratulations on your 50 years on the planet. The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest.

In a desperate attempt to get you to clean your room Ive hidden your birthday cash under the clothes on your floor. Hope you have a wonderful birthday. Since youre always wanting us to treat you more like an adult were skipping the birthday money this year.